1

When a male honey bee reaches orgasm, his testicles explode and his penis gets ripped off.

2

Male walruses sometimes perform oral sex on themselves. Check out the YouTube video if you are curious. Zero judgement here.

3

There’s a spider known as the Brazilian wandering spider whose venom causes men to get long, painful erections.

4

First published baby picture of Justin Trudeau… okay this is the first funny on this page that isn’t a true fact but I do think that big piece of shit should be named Turdeau.

5

Ron Jeremy has a big dick. “How big?” you ask. The answer he likes to give is “Two inches … from the floor!” In fact, Jeremy measures the length of his member at 9.75 inches, significantly smaller than that of the porn star John Holmes, but nevertheless his greatest asset. John’s dick measured in at 13.5 inches, the longest ever in the porn industry.

6

Everyone is an asshole. The first body part every human embryo develops is an anus, so that means you were just an asshole too.

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Neil Armstrong may have been the first man on the moon, but Buzz Aldrin was the first man to pee on it. Neil and Buzz also left four bags of their poop on the moon before returning to Earth. When you gotta go, you gotta go…

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Sloths only shit about once a week. They can lose up to a third of their body weight from a single shit, and it’s often compared to the act of giving birth. It is basically the only time they will come out of their tree.